Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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