D3 body, D1 cock
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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