so let's talk penis.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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