We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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