good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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