Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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