why didn't you poke me back
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
you never un-have a 4some
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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