omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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