Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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