Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I cockslap morals
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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