is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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