its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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