I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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