I wannas sexs uuuuu
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I love you.
Bad choice
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