No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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