I'm going to jail i love you
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Farmville is her only friend.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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