god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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