brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So. Much. Porn.
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