Where is the hickey?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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