Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so that wasnt chicken after all
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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