found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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