dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
