yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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