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So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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