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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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