i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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