so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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