i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
This is my gift to your gina
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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