How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
