I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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