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  Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?

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• I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 20, 13 at 12:14pm

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• Married life usually only takes your balls.

  Submitted by hogfish on Oct 20, 13 at 8:52am

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• I want to know more!

  Submitted by trueblueangel on Oct 20, 13 at 6:18am

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• Only of your a guy...

  Submitted by sunshine26 on Oct 20, 13 at 8:26am

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• I had this roomie who was a total New Age type. He kept on having dreams of his past lives as a female and woke up surprised to have a penis.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 21, 13 at 12:44am

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