Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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