there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I have already put on my inside pants.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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