Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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