So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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