think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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