I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
