you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Semen is not good for contacts.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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