i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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