dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you didnt know i had herpes?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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