People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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