I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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