So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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