My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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