YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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