you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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