Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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