he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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