You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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