I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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