Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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