We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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