But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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