just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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