are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
