And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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