He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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