I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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