How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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